Last is first

[Wilson1397]

Today I'm watching football and drinking beer

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Beer is good, liquor is quicker.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Beer is good, liquor is quicker.

Quicker? Liquor up front, poker in rear......

 

[BSWALKS]

Rear is extra. Kitchen remodel, new car.

 

[moreluck]

Car guys are usually handy.

 

[over9five]

Handymen are jacks of all trades.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Trades are about to be made on my fantasy team. They suck !

 

[moreluck]

Suck at what you do? Do something else!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Else is a very hard word to start a sentence with.

 

[over9five]

With this ring, I thee wed.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Wed. is an abbreviation for Wednesday.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Wed. is an abbreviation for Wednesday.

Wednesday is a good day

 

[over9five]

Wednesday Adams was cute in a weird kinda way.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Wednesday Adams was cute in a weird kinda way.

Way to go Peddy!

 

[KOG72]

Peddy who the hell is this????

 

[over9five]

This is short for Pedophile...

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Pedophiles should be castrated on sight.

 

[moreluck]

Sight is an important sense.

 

[moreluck]

Pedophiles should be castrated on sight.

(are all pedophiles male???)

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

(are all pedophiles male???)

(Females can also be castrated)