Last is first

[over9five]

Castrated females cannot have babies.

 

[Operational needs]

Castrated females cannot have babies.

Babies are so cute, well most of them.

 

[over9five]

Them that aren't cute can be frikken ugly!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Ugly sweaters tend to appear during the holidays.

 

[Operational needs]

Holidays are quickly approaching.

 

[Wilson1397]

Approaching a lot faster then I would like

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Approaching a lot faster then I would like

“Like, totally, for sure.”

 

[Wilson1397]

“Like, totally, for sure.”

Sure your not a 18 yr old girl?

 

[Operational needs]

Approaching a lot faster then I would like

Like Christmas. Hate Peak

 

[Wilson1397]

Like Christmas. Hate Peak

Peak? How dare you say that word?

 

[Operational needs]

Sure your not a 18 yr old girl?

Girl you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you.

 

[Operational needs]

Peak? How dare you say that word?

Word to your mother.

 

[Wilson1397]

Girl you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you.

You sound just like milli vanilli.....oh wait they didn't sing

 

[Operational needs]

You sound just like milli vanilli.....oh wait they didn't sing

Sing is something I love to do.

 

[Wilson1397]

Do you sing in the shower?

 

[Operational needs]

Do you sing in the shower?

Shower, car, anytime.

 

[Wilson1397]

Shower, car, anytime.

Anytime I sing people hold there ears and run for cover

 

[over9five]

Cover your head when it's cold. That is where you lose the most heat.

 

[Operational needs]

Heat, if too much, can be stifling.

 

[moreluck]

Stifling a yawn is the polite thing to do.