Awwwww the good ole days. Back when we had "BPP, IPP, Bravo Zulus w/MONEY Attached, Shift-Differential and the Extra Fifty Cents if you were doubles qualified." I remember when UPS only made about $0.30 to $0.50 more ... way back in the '90's right? Did I miss anything? Hold on, wait a minute. Can't forget that "Purple Promise Check" for ... what was it? ((((( $33.00 ))))) That's when I took out the "Purple Promise I.V." ... that was hilarious and downright pitiful.