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<blockquote data-quote="Cementups" data-source="post: 326565" data-attributes="member: 8590"><p>Good stories sober. Reminds me of a couple and were just recent.</p><p> </p><p>I also deliver to a vet and when they get alot of heavy stuff like food I will deliver to the back garge door in the basement. Right inside the door there is a huge chest freezer. I always figured that was where they kept some of the meds or such. One day I was unloading and her come to girls carrying a large yellow lab and placed him in the freezer. I'm hoping he was dead, otherwise he was sleeping very good.</p><p> </p><p>Last week I was delivering to this house in the woods. Outcomes this high school kid running toward me with a shotgun. I was like, "Dude, I'm just delivering a package!" He aims up, pumps aand nails 2 woodpeckers out of the tree about 40yds away. After they fell he told me they have a big problem with the woodpeckers drilling into their house which happens to be made of wood. The bad part was that he shot innocent birds. When he retrieved them they turned out to be doves, which I knew as he was shooting them but he didn't give me a chance to tell him.</p><p> </p><p>Back when I was preloader they sent me out wit the regular driver one day to see how he delivered his route. We get to a stop in a set of townhouses and he hands me the DIAD (I) and tells me to go get the signature. When the young lady comes to the door all she is wearing is a thong and very nice set of "personalities." She quicky tries to cover herself with her arms proclaiming, "Oh, I thought you were Roy (the regular driver)." She realizes that I already saw and didn't matter at this point and uncoverd and signed then sent me on my way. On my way back to the truck the driver is just laughing at me. BTW, this is the day I decided I was going to be a driver.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cementups, post: 326565, member: 8590"] Good stories sober. Reminds me of a couple and were just recent. I also deliver to a vet and when they get alot of heavy stuff like food I will deliver to the back garge door in the basement. Right inside the door there is a huge chest freezer. I always figured that was where they kept some of the meds or such. One day I was unloading and her come to girls carrying a large yellow lab and placed him in the freezer. I'm hoping he was dead, otherwise he was sleeping very good. Last week I was delivering to this house in the woods. Outcomes this high school kid running toward me with a shotgun. I was like, "Dude, I'm just delivering a package!" He aims up, pumps aand nails 2 woodpeckers out of the tree about 40yds away. After they fell he told me they have a big problem with the woodpeckers drilling into their house which happens to be made of wood. The bad part was that he shot innocent birds. When he retrieved them they turned out to be doves, which I knew as he was shooting them but he didn't give me a chance to tell him. Back when I was preloader they sent me out wit the regular driver one day to see how he delivered his route. We get to a stop in a set of townhouses and he hands me the DIAD (I) and tells me to go get the signature. When the young lady comes to the door all she is wearing is a thong and very nice set of "personalities." She quicky tries to cover herself with her arms proclaiming, "Oh, I thought you were Roy (the regular driver)." She realizes that I already saw and didn't matter at this point and uncoverd and signed then sent me on my way. On my way back to the truck the driver is just laughing at me. BTW, this is the day I decided I was going to be a driver. [/QUOTE]
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