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<blockquote data-quote="Mike Hawk" data-source="post: 322848" data-attributes="member: 14667"><p><span style="color: black">Not really a quote but an April fools prank. Our preload is super short staffed, had 2 people go to driving school and 2 on vacation this week, one on vacation being the clerk and the other being the 2nd backup clerk so I was the only person that could do the clerk job. I called the center on my cell phone when I got to work (I start half hour after the preload so nobody was around in the parking lot) and told my friend/t supe I can’t make it in because I'm sick. This isn’t just pretending to be sick though, it’s pretending to pretend to be sick. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">"I, uh, stayed up too late last night drinking, I didn’t get enough sleep to safely work." </span></p><p><span style="color: black">"BS you need to get to work now we are already short staffed and I don’t need this BS from you etc. etc."</span></p><p><span style="color: black">"I really can’t make it I think I strained my collar bone doing a keg stand"</span></p><p><span style="color: black">I was dieing here I couldn’t believe I made it this far with out busting out laughing</span></p><p></p><p>I had her hook, line and sinker. She really thought i was trying to con my way into a day off and she was absolutely furious. I kept up with trying to convince her I was sick for another minute or so then I walked in the door and stuck my head into the office, "APRIL FOOLS!" the look on her face was priceless and totally worth it. She will never live that one down.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mike Hawk, post: 322848, member: 14667"] [COLOR=black]Not really a quote but an April fools prank. Our preload is super short staffed, had 2 people go to driving school and 2 on vacation this week, one on vacation being the clerk and the other being the 2nd backup clerk so I was the only person that could do the clerk job. I called the center on my cell phone when I got to work (I start half hour after the preload so nobody was around in the parking lot) and told my friend/t supe I can’t make it in because I'm sick. This isn’t just pretending to be sick though, it’s pretending to pretend to be sick. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"I, uh, stayed up too late last night drinking, I didn’t get enough sleep to safely work." [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"BS you need to get to work now we are already short staffed and I don’t need this BS from you etc. etc."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"I really can’t make it I think I strained my collar bone doing a keg stand"[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I was dieing here I couldn’t believe I made it this far with out busting out laughing[/COLOR] I had her hook, line and sinker. She really thought i was trying to con my way into a day off and she was absolutely furious. I kept up with trying to convince her I was sick for another minute or so then I walked in the door and stuck my head into the office, "APRIL FOOLS!" the look on her face was priceless and totally worth it. She will never live that one down. [/QUOTE]
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