Mangled Clichés

Catatonic

Catatonic

Nine Lives
The head goose breaks wind on the other geese.

It's all water off the camel's back...duck's

Busier than a one armed man in an :censored2: kicking contest...one legged

Absence makes the hair grow blonder.

I'm willing to "go to the mattress" on this...mat

We're at your beckoned call"...beck and call

I'm just going to fade into Bolivia ... oblivion (Mike Tyson)

It's always darkest before the storm... dawn

You've buttered your bread; now lie in it.

Imitation is the sincerest form of copying.

You can lead a horse to water - but you can’t make him think.
 
Catatonic

Catatonic

Nine Lives
There is nothing more inefficient than doing something efficiently that should not have been done at all.

Like pkgrunner's post, not really a Mangled Cliché but still a pretty good saying.
 
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Watch this....classic....No, I am NOT bashing Bush..
[video=youtube;8Ux3DKxxFoM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM[/video]
 
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