Mangled Clichés

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Hoaxster, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    The head goose breaks wind on the other geese.

    It's all water off the camel's's

    Busier than a one armed man in an :censored2: kicking legged

    Absence makes the hair grow blonder.

    I'm willing to "go to the mattress" on this...mat

    We're at your beckoned call"...beck and call

    I'm just going to fade into Bolivia ... oblivion (Mike Tyson)

    It's always darkest before the storm... dawn

    You've buttered your bread; now lie in it.

    Imitation is the sincerest form of copying.

    You can lead a horse to water - but you can’t make him think.
  2. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    Efficiency is the highest form of laziness----my motto
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    There is nothing more inefficient than doing something efficiently that should not have been done at all.

    Like pkgrunner's post, not really a Mangled Cliché but still a pretty good saying.
  4. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    I know, but where else would I get a chance to post it...I'm lazy.
  5. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    Time wounds all heels.
  6. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    If ya run packages long enough that could be true> LOL
  7. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Watch this....classic....No, I am NOT bashing Bush..
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    See now, that was just plain cute & funny!!