I GOT ONE MORE
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Three good friends, (a Republican, a Democrat and an Independent) are in a bar enjoying a beverage and conversation.
Soon, they notice a man drinking alone at the other end of the bar.
They all think it odd, that the man is wearing a robe and looks very old.
They decide to buy the man a drink because he reminds them of God.
After receiving the drink, the old man approaches the friends to thank them.
During the ensuing conversation, the men tell the old man that they thought he might be God.
He responds that he is, indeed God.
And touches the Republican on the shoulder.
The old man then pronounces the Republican is now cured of cancer.
The Republican says, “How could you know I have cancer?”
The old man says, “Because, I am God. And now you are cured.”
He then touches the Independent on the shoulder and tells the man his diabetes is cured. The Independent thanks God profusely.
As he reaches for the Democrat, that man jumps backwards off the barstool with both hands outstretched.
The man then screams, “Keep your dam hands off me, I’m on disability”
Soon, they notice a man drinking alone at the other end of the bar.
They all think it odd, that the man is wearing a robe and looks very old.
They decide to buy the man a drink because he reminds them of God.
After receiving the drink, the old man approaches the friends to thank them.
During the ensuing conversation, the men tell the old man that they thought he might be God.
He responds that he is, indeed God.
And touches the Republican on the shoulder.
The old man then pronounces the Republican is now cured of cancer.
The Republican says, “How could you know I have cancer?”
The old man says, “Because, I am God. And now you are cured.”
He then touches the Independent on the shoulder and tells the man his diabetes is cured. The Independent thanks God profusely.
As he reaches for the Democrat, that man jumps backwards off the barstool with both hands outstretched.
The man then screams, “Keep your dam hands off me, I’m on disability”
