Michael Medved's Impossible Task

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MrFedEx, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Medved has apparently been tasked with "humanizing" Mitt Romney, which is akin to humanizing a department store mannequin. Whenever I listen to Medved, he always has some sort of folksy anecdote about Romney, delivered in that phony, cloying voice of his. It's like they're best buddies or something, which I highly doubt.

    At any rate, if Medved's head was crammed any further up Mitt's ass, all you'd see was a pair of shoes dangling out. Medved is all about being pro-Israel,and this is probably why he agreed to shill in the first place...because Romney would love to nuke Iran and appease the Israeli Right.

    Good luck, Michael!! Perhaps they should have given the job to that cuddly Michael (Wiener) Savage.