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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1229234" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Hi Downhill!!</p><p>Gee whiz...more great questions!! When I sold my soul to Satan I got a "traditional" payout of $2M per year for the rest of my life here on Earth and then a mansion on The Lake of Fire next to Fred when I head down below. One condition in my pact with the devil was that I had to mistreat FedEx employees and make life Hell on Earth for them, and I'm happy to say I have exceeded my goals!! </p><p></p><p>If I could get everyone up to 200% of goal, Satan said he'd give me an average size weenis, but I'm sad to say I'm still Matt "Thimble" Thornton for now. I'm always happy to screw you, but you'll never know if it's in or not!! </p><p>Love,</p><p>Uncle Matt</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1229234, member: 12508"] Hi Downhill!! Gee whiz...more great questions!! When I sold my soul to Satan I got a "traditional" payout of $2M per year for the rest of my life here on Earth and then a mansion on The Lake of Fire next to Fred when I head down below. One condition in my pact with the devil was that I had to mistreat FedEx employees and make life Hell on Earth for them, and I'm happy to say I have exceeded my goals!! If I could get everyone up to 200% of goal, Satan said he'd give me an average size weenis, but I'm sad to say I'm still Matt "Thimble" Thornton for now. I'm always happy to screw you, but you'll never know if it's in or not!! Love, Uncle Matt [/QUOTE]
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