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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1229680" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Dear DTP,</p><p></p><p>Sorry for the delay!! I was checking on the new ostrich leather interior being installed in my <em>new </em>private jet, <em>Happy Hands 2. </em>Boy, is she one sweet ride! Anyway, back to your very important question! Your appearance is crucial to FedEx, and that's why I've started the Management Color Bar (MCB) Program. Soon, our engineers here in Memphis will be sending out a MCB Job Aid to each manager so they can evaluate the colors of your uniform. If your shirt is Robin's Egg Blue, for example, it's still acceptable to wear. If it is completely white it is no longer an acceptable uniform garment. We still won't replace it, because that would cost Fred money.</p><p></p><p>I'm sorry, but sweat shirts and t-shirts are unprofessional attire. The correct solution in this instance is for you to go out and purchase your own uniform items, either from a fellow courier, eBay, or a thrift store. This way, you can still look sharp, and I'll be looking good when Fred takes me out back of the main house for our weekly chat. The last few times, my bottom was burning, let me tell you. Master Smith wants plantation costs even lower. </p><p></p><p>I had better go. They are installing the gold-plated accessories in my new jet, and I don't want any mistakes!!</p><p></p><p>I Care,</p><p>Matt</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1229680, member: 12508"] Dear DTP, Sorry for the delay!! I was checking on the new ostrich leather interior being installed in my [I]new [/I]private jet, [I]Happy Hands 2. [/I]Boy, is she one sweet ride! Anyway, back to your very important question! Your appearance is crucial to FedEx, and that's why I've started the Management Color Bar (MCB) Program. Soon, our engineers here in Memphis will be sending out a MCB Job Aid to each manager so they can evaluate the colors of your uniform. If your shirt is Robin's Egg Blue, for example, it's still acceptable to wear. If it is completely white it is no longer an acceptable uniform garment. We still won't replace it, because that would cost Fred money. I'm sorry, but sweat shirts and t-shirts are unprofessional attire. The correct solution in this instance is for you to go out and purchase your own uniform items, either from a fellow courier, eBay, or a thrift store. This way, you can still look sharp, and I'll be looking good when Fred takes me out back of the main house for our weekly chat. The last few times, my bottom was burning, let me tell you. Master Smith wants plantation costs even lower. I had better go. They are installing the gold-plated accessories in my new jet, and I don't want any mistakes!! I Care, Matt [/QUOTE]
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