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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1229741" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Dear Goldilocks,</p><p></p><p>Super question!! Because we care so much, <strong>we</strong> stole your pension to protect it from the Teamsters. Right now, it's gathering interest in a money-market fund so it will be a huge amount when we return it to you someday soon!! It's up at the top of Mt. Crumpet, and on Christmas, Uncle Fred and I will return it to you and we'll all hold hands and sing carols around a roaring fire!! You can trust me, just like you can trust Fred!! We always have <em>your </em>best interests at heart.</p><p></p><p>I Care SO Much,</p><p>Your Uncle Matt</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1229741, member: 12508"] Dear Goldilocks, Super question!! Because we care so much, [B]we[/B] stole your pension to protect it from the Teamsters. Right now, it's gathering interest in a money-market fund so it will be a huge amount when we return it to you someday soon!! It's up at the top of Mt. Crumpet, and on Christmas, Uncle Fred and I will return it to you and we'll all hold hands and sing carols around a roaring fire!! You can trust me, just like you can trust Fred!! We always have [I]your [/I]best interests at heart. I Care SO Much, Your Uncle Matt [/QUOTE]
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