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<blockquote data-quote="Babagounj" data-source="post: 4914981" data-attributes="member: 12952"><p>I came across a really dumb guy named Mohammed.</p><p>He lives in Queens NY.</p><p>He came up to New England with the notion that he could live cheaper on a sailboat in Queens.</p><p>So he spent $6K on a sailboat without having any knowledge of how to operate it. </p><p>When asked by some sailor if he knew how to sail, his reply was "I watched some videos".</p><p>He could not swim nor did he know how to row the small dingy that came with his purchase.</p><p>( he was always wearing a backpack while in the dingy, never wore a PFD)</p><p>Last Sat. he was standing on the boat screaming his head off for help, while on his anchor mooring in the harbor.</p><p>Seems his dingy got caught under the outboard engine located on the stern of the sailboat. </p><p>He had broken both of his oars trying to free it.</p><p>So I waved to him that help was coming , so the idiot lights off a hand held flare and screams louder.</p><p>Now everyone along the coastline is watching.</p><p>The police were so pissed at him that they called his mother in NY ( message left ) to tell him to come home.</p><p>Good News. </p><p>A local resident bought his boat.</p><p>Another mooslim , who also has no idea on how to operate the boat. </p><p>But at least he showed up wearing a PFD</p><p>{ how do I know he is a mooslim- he boasted on FB how proud he was that his sister is part of the moolism brotherhood }</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Babagounj, post: 4914981, member: 12952"] I came across a really dumb guy named Mohammed. He lives in Queens NY. He came up to New England with the notion that he could live cheaper on a sailboat in Queens. So he spent $6K on a sailboat without having any knowledge of how to operate it. When asked by some sailor if he knew how to sail, his reply was "I watched some videos". He could not swim nor did he know how to row the small dingy that came with his purchase. ( he was always wearing a backpack while in the dingy, never wore a PFD) Last Sat. he was standing on the boat screaming his head off for help, while on his anchor mooring in the harbor. Seems his dingy got caught under the outboard engine located on the stern of the sailboat. He had broken both of his oars trying to free it. So I waved to him that help was coming , so the idiot lights off a hand held flare and screams louder. Now everyone along the coastline is watching. The police were so pissed at him that they called his mother in NY ( message left ) to tell him to come home. Good News. A local resident bought his boat. Another mooslim , who also has no idea on how to operate the boat. But at least he showed up wearing a PFD { how do I know he is a mooslim- he boasted on FB how proud he was that his sister is part of the moolism brotherhood } [/QUOTE]
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