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<blockquote data-quote="DS" data-source="post: 106503" data-attributes="member: 556"><p><strong>Re: My Brown/Cafe survery/challenge for new hires</strong></p><p></p><p>interesting post</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Ok lets assume since we`re so desparate for employees,we hire them all in the optomistic </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">hope that they will all become happy,productive,upsers . Effective job placement is the answer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1 pyrokid,should be in charge of dangerous goods,after all he deserves the right to prove he`s overcome his past mistakes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2 murderer should be an account exec,any company that decides to switch to Fedex will think twice after a visit from him.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3-6 Our new loss prevention team.Put them in charge of high value items like cell phones .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7-8 why waste time,if they are already fat,make them both center managers right off the bat...they`ll clue in fast.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9 lets put this guy in charge of smalls.He knows that good things come in small packages.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10 I suggest the customer counter for Mr. stinky.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He will learn fast how offensive some people can be and will surely clean up his act</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">11 How about driver helper for her,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I promise I wont touch her</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DS, post: 106503, member: 556"] [b]Re: My Brown/Cafe survery/challenge for new hires[/b] interesting post [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]Ok lets assume since we`re so desparate for employees,we hire them all in the optomistic [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]hope that they will all become happy,productive,upsers . Effective job placement is the answer.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]1 pyrokid,should be in charge of dangerous goods,after all he deserves the right to prove he`s overcome his past mistakes.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]2 murderer should be an account exec,any company that decides to switch to Fedex will think twice after a visit from him.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]3-6 Our new loss prevention team.Put them in charge of high value items like cell phones .[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]7-8 why waste time,if they are already fat,make them both center managers right off the bat...they`ll clue in fast.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]9 lets put this guy in charge of smalls.He knows that good things come in small packages.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]10 I suggest the customer counter for Mr. stinky.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]He will learn fast how offensive some people can be and will surely clean up his act[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]11 How about driver helper for her,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3]I promise I wont touch her[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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