my day

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by snoopy, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. snoopy

    snoopy New Member

    Delivered for 13.5 hours. Picked up a prostitue on lunch break, dropped her off at bank which is only 5 blocks down same road. Went home and took shower. Ate some sonic. Made hard good loving ( can we say horny?lol) Can't wait til tomm. Knees hurts from clutch 210 X 2 add a few. May put some ice on it. Oh yea my real name is Gay Gary and I work in Portland OR.
  2. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    You're not funny.
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  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

  4. snoopy

    snoopy New Member

    I may not be funny but at least I'm not smart
  5. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

  6. browner89

    browner89 Active Member

    He's quite possible the definition of trying too hard.
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    So you picked up the prostitute, dropped it off, went home, ate then made hard loving?
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2015
  8. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I drank a couple of beers and passed out on the couch.
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  9. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    I'm calling this story bull! Nobody eats Sonic then, eats at home?

    All the other stuff I'm buying.
  10. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

  11. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    Did you put ice on your knee?
  12. FeeDerp

    FeeDerp Member

    Who the F uses the clutch in a job like ours?

    Besides take off of course
  13. wornoutupser

    wornoutupser Well-Known Member

    Sounds like management material to me!
  14. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Alllllllllllrighty then.
  15. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Are you sure you aren't the prostitute? You're the one with sore knees.
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  16. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I call FIRST
  18. tacken

    tacken Active Member

  19. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    I never knew eating Sonic made you horny.
  20. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    It makes me sick