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<blockquote data-quote="chev" data-source="post: 546750" data-attributes="member: 6761"><p>An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. </p><p>> </p><p>> One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. </p><p>> </p><p>> Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, </p><p>> </p><p>> 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr Wallace. </p><p>> </p><p>> 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' </p><p>> </p><p>> Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little </p><p>> crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my </p><p>> condolences.' </p><p>> </p><p>> The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his </p><p>> Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.. </p><p>> </p><p>> He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking </p><p> </p><p>> down the hall like that. </p><p>> </p><p>> Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' </p><p>> </p><p>> 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. </p><p>> Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that </p><p>> my Private Part died. </p><p>> </p><p>> 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging </p><p>> out of your pajamas?' </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chev, post: 546750, member: 6761"] An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. > > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. > > Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, > > 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr Wallace. > > 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' > > Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little > crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my > condolences.' > > The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his > Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.. > > He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking > down the hall like that. > > Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' > > 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. > Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that > my Private Part died. > > 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging > out of your pajamas?' > > > 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' [/QUOTE]
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