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<blockquote data-quote="Mutineer" data-source="post: 5734160" data-attributes="member: 69587"><p>It is a curious and ridiculous position to be in when the dog owner is upset you didn't allow his dog to maul you. </p><p></p><p>When I began to be a courier for a living and was not yet sick and tired of people and their dogs, I carried a box of dog biscuits. One day while delivering in a rural, movie star rich neighborhood a dog approached my van. I tossed the dog a biscuit as the owner approached and as the dog greedily devoured the biscuit the owner got very angry with me.</p><p></p><p>He demanded to know what I gave his dog. I thought for certain he was joking so I called his bluff. I showed him the box of biscuits and I said in a very patronizing voice "I'm sorry, would you like one too?" He became even angrier and explained to me that "my dog is on a special diet."</p><p></p><p>I never gave a dog a biscuit ever again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mutineer, post: 5734160, member: 69587"] It is a curious and ridiculous position to be in when the dog owner is upset you didn't allow his dog to maul you. When I began to be a courier for a living and was not yet sick and tired of people and their dogs, I carried a box of dog biscuits. One day while delivering in a rural, movie star rich neighborhood a dog approached my van. I tossed the dog a biscuit as the owner approached and as the dog greedily devoured the biscuit the owner got very angry with me. He demanded to know what I gave his dog. I thought for certain he was joking so I called his bluff. I showed him the box of biscuits and I said in a very patronizing voice "I'm sorry, would you like one too?" He became even angrier and explained to me that "my dog is on a special diet." I never gave a dog a biscuit ever again. [/QUOTE]
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