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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 595075" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">All of our missile silos scattered through the northern states have kept those Canadians at bay. They know that Uncle Sam is too cheap to fully fuel an MX for delivery to Moscow. A flight to Saskatoon is so much closer and requires so much less fuel. </span></strong><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Picture this scenario:</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"Mr President, you have to push the button."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"What are my options?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"Moscow or Saskatoon."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"If we strike Moscow, there might be a lot of angry Russians. They might launch a retaliatory strike against us. I'm pretty certain that those missiles won't be filled with vodka either."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"And if we strike Saskatoon?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"We won't have to worry about the Canadians invading us until the Bruins win the Stanley Cup - that will be almost an eternity!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"Yes Mr President, I'll relay the command. Launch target Saskatoon"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 595075, member: 5402"] [B][COLOR=DarkRed]All of our missile silos scattered through the northern states have kept those Canadians at bay. They know that Uncle Sam is too cheap to fully fuel an MX for delivery to Moscow. A flight to Saskatoon is so much closer and requires so much less fuel. [/COLOR][/B]:happy-very: [COLOR=DarkRed][B]Picture this scenario:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]"Mr President, you have to push the button." "What are my options?" "Moscow or Saskatoon." "If we strike Moscow, there might be a lot of angry Russians. They might launch a retaliatory strike against us. I'm pretty certain that those missiles won't be filled with vodka either." "And if we strike Saskatoon?" "We won't have to worry about the Canadians invading us until the Bruins win the Stanley Cup - that will be almost an eternity!" "Yes Mr President, I'll relay the command. Launch target Saskatoon" [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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