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<blockquote data-quote="DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS" data-source="post: 802573" data-attributes="member: 23555"><p>I can see it now...."What we need is a new service called "RFN", or 'Right friend^&()$G Now'. How it will work is, it will be a 2 day FO package that will only be available with an 0700 commit to businesses that don't open or accept shipments until 0830! This is genius. When the new RFN drivers can't deliver it, we will write them up, then have them pass this package on to the FO driver. When, not IF, but when, the FO driver fails, we will fire them and replace them with out of work homeless people and have them attempt to deliver it by 1630 if they can sober up long enough to figure out where to take them." "Fred, this is genius, we will actually beat UPS and the evil Teamsters to market with this one!! MMUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "Next on the agenda, what else can we make the suckers live without?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS, post: 802573, member: 23555"] I can see it now...."What we need is a new service called "RFN", or 'Right friend^&()$G Now'. How it will work is, it will be a 2 day FO package that will only be available with an 0700 commit to businesses that don't open or accept shipments until 0830! This is genius. When the new RFN drivers can't deliver it, we will write them up, then have them pass this package on to the FO driver. When, not IF, but when, the FO driver fails, we will fire them and replace them with out of work homeless people and have them attempt to deliver it by 1630 if they can sober up long enough to figure out where to take them." "Fred, this is genius, we will actually beat UPS and the evil Teamsters to market with this one!! MMUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "Next on the agenda, what else can we make the suckers live without?" [/QUOTE]
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