Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly California , as white minorities are still lobby to have English recognized as its third language. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Texas executes last remaining citizen. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Scientists discover woman without breast implants in L.A. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. The United States makes the worlds smallest Drill Bit....Then sent it to Japan where they drilled in it and sent it back. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. India loses jobs due to outsourcing to USA.