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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 231424" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">formerly </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">California , as white minorities are still lobby to have English recognized as its third language.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">France</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> pleads for global help after being taken over by </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Jamaica</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red">Texas</span><span style="color: red"> executes last remaining citizen.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Broadway BT'">Scientists discover woman without breast implants in </span></span><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Broadway BT'">L.A.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The </span></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">United States</span></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> makes the worlds smallest Drill Bit....Then sent it to </span></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Japan</span></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> where they drilled a hole in it and sent it back.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.</span></span></em></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">India</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> loses jobs due to outsourcing to </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">USA.</span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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