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ups1990

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Recall the obese man arrested in Texas, who hid a gun in his folds.

I wanted to weigh in on the matter(if you will). They say, everything in Texas is bigger. Authorities should continue to search this man for anything else that might be hiding between the flaps, like a knife or contraband or a taco vendor. Perhaps, now I'am just saying perhaps, this guy had no clue it was lodged in the folds. It could be, that it's been there since 1999. Even an ultrasound could not have detected the gun. A steady diet of bread and water only might do the trick as punishment.
 
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