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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 676421" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Necessity is the mother of invention</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">My Story:</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>I was driving up a long twisting ice covered driveway. As I rounded a corner, a FedEx truck was coming down the hill headed right for me. We were on ice and couldn't stop in time. We both hit our brakes and cut to the right. We passed each other with an inch to spare.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>It would have been hard to explain this one to the boss if we hit each other. I came up with this idea. The <span style="font-size: 12px">Big Babooba Accident Blame Transference Kit.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">NO UPS DRIVER SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!!</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">For a lousy $59.95 you get:</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: left"></p> <ol style="text-align: left"> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one 30 pack of beer with 29 empties and 1 unopened can</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one marijuana cigarette</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one roach and roach clip</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one 16 oz bottle of fake vomit</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one pair of rubber gloves</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>one cell phone w / video camera</strong></span></li> </ol> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Instructions</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>After the accident, approach the othe vehicle and point out some damade to the other driver.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>When he / she bends over, whack em in the head with your DIAD.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Open your kit and put on the gloves.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Place marijuana cigarette in their pocket</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Place roach and roach clip on floor of the other vehicle.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Scatter empty beer cans about the other vehicle's passenger compartment.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Shake up unopened beer and carefully open it. Spray knocked out driver and inside other vehicle.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Open the bottle of vomit and pour on other driver's face and clothing.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Remove gloves and take out cell phone. Take video of the other driver as he / she staggers to their feet and stumble around wondering what happened.</strong></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Call 911.</strong></span></li> </ol> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The police will thank you for helping to take this menace off the road. The judge will be impressed with the evidence you have provided the prosecution. You would be charged with an unavoidable accident because it was obvious that the other driver was a pot smoking, drunken maniac.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">ORDER NOW!</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>AT</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>BIGBABOOBA.Com</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Our Canadian friends can order from:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>DS Enterprises</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>69 Oogivashidany Way</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Ragalfart, Ont V3N 5G4</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 676421, member: 5402"] [CENTER][COLOR=DarkRed][B][SIZE=5]Necessity is the mother of invention[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][LEFT][COLOR=DarkRed][B]-------------------------------------------------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR][/LEFT] [COLOR=DarkRed][B][SIZE=4]My Story:[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][LEFT][COLOR=DarkRed][B]I was driving up a long twisting ice covered driveway. As I rounded a corner, a FedEx truck was coming down the hill headed right for me. We were on ice and couldn't stop in time. We both hit our brakes and cut to the right. We passed each other with an inch to spare. It would have been hard to explain this one to the boss if we hit each other. I came up with this idea. The [SIZE=3]Big Babooba Accident Blame Transference Kit.[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=DarkRed][B][SIZE=5]NO UPS DRIVER SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!![/SIZE] [SIZE=3]For a lousy $59.95 you get:[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][LEFT] [LIST=1] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one 30 pack of beer with 29 empties and 1 unopened can[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one marijuana cigarette[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one roach and roach clip[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one 16 oz bottle of fake vomit[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one pair of rubber gloves[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]one cell phone w / video camera[/B][/COLOR] [/LIST] [CENTER][COLOR=DarkRed][B][SIZE=4]Instructions[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][LEFT] [LIST=1] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]After the accident, approach the othe vehicle and point out some damade to the other driver.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]When he / she bends over, whack em in the head with your DIAD.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Open your kit and put on the gloves.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Place marijuana cigarette in their pocket[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Place roach and roach clip on floor of the other vehicle.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Scatter empty beer cans about the other vehicle's passenger compartment.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Shake up unopened beer and carefully open it. Spray knocked out driver and inside other vehicle.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Open the bottle of vomit and pour on other driver's face and clothing.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Remove gloves and take out cell phone. Take video of the other driver as he / she staggers to their feet and stumble around wondering what happened.[/B][/COLOR] [*][COLOR=DarkRed][B]Call 911.[/B][/COLOR] [/LIST] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]The police will thank you for helping to take this menace off the road. The judge will be impressed with the evidence you have provided the prosecution. You would be charged with an unavoidable accident because it was obvious that the other driver was a pot smoking, drunken maniac. [/B][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=DarkRed][B][SIZE=4]ORDER NOW![/SIZE] AT BIGBABOOBA.Com Our Canadian friends can order from: DS Enterprises 69 Oogivashidany Way Ragalfart, Ont V3N 5G4[/B][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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