Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Necessity is the mother of invention
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My Story:
I was driving up a long twisting ice covered driveway. As I rounded a corner, a FedEx truck was coming down the hill headed right for me. We were on ice and couldn't stop in time. We both hit our brakes and cut to the right. We passed each other with an inch to spare.
It would have been hard to explain this one to the boss if we hit each other. I came up with this idea. The Big Babooba Accident Blame Transference Kit.
It would have been hard to explain this one to the boss if we hit each other. I came up with this idea. The Big Babooba Accident Blame Transference Kit.
NO UPS DRIVER SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!!
For a lousy $59.95 you get:
For a lousy $59.95 you get:
- one 30 pack of beer with 29 empties and 1 unopened can
- one marijuana cigarette
- one roach and roach clip
- one 16 oz bottle of fake vomit
- one pair of rubber gloves
- one cell phone w / video camera
Instructions
- After the accident, approach the othe vehicle and point out some damade to the other driver.
- When he / she bends over, whack em in the head with your DIAD.
- Open your kit and put on the gloves.
- Place marijuana cigarette in their pocket
- Place roach and roach clip on floor of the other vehicle.
- Scatter empty beer cans about the other vehicle's passenger compartment.
- Shake up unopened beer and carefully open it. Spray knocked out driver and inside other vehicle.
- Open the bottle of vomit and pour on other driver's face and clothing.
- Remove gloves and take out cell phone. Take video of the other driver as he / she staggers to their feet and stumble around wondering what happened.
- Call 911.
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Our Canadian friends can order from:
DS Enterprises
69 Oogivashidany Way
Ragalfart, Ont V3N 5G4
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BIGBABOOBA.Com
Our Canadian friends can order from:
DS Enterprises
69 Oogivashidany Way
Ragalfart, Ont V3N 5G4