OMG, i eight too many poppy seed bagels this week!

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by OrioN, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    So wife got a sack o bagels for me from ACME... funny thing is they were all poppy seed bagels? !? (Hmm, tin foil hat time? )

    I didn't really care for them, but bagels in general can fill me up during the day that i ate about 3 per day... one during my morning commute, and the others i snack on in between my longer gaps between stops.

    I didn't really think anything about it until i stumbled on how it can give a false positive on a random drug test...

    So i better stop now and just hope i don't get picked for a random test...

    What say thee?
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    Oh for crying out loud.

    Might as well just turn yourself in now.
  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    If you had ate them I might be worried.
  4. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Trallallalalah [​IMG] hehehehe

    Ya i be stopping that y'all... i dont even like that seeds on a bagel. It was the fiber content that keeps my belly full while i sprint to my stops during the day. Ain't got time for sitting on a lot for a break.

    In this heat, i rather finish ASAP so i can just get home n relax, but not like jumpman who lights up too many times n probably got caught~ fired for having that Rastafaria in his system
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    My names Orion but I post in fedex discussions.

    I think maybe those bagels were weed filled. Not poppy seed.
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  6. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Wrong g @Orion's my new BFF
  7. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    I picked this name because im a dumbo... heck i chose the wrong team! U brownies have a carrot at the end of the tunnel, while we probably have a sack o coal

    Omg, it was so hot i was too lazy to think for myself n followed the Orion trace... damm turn by turns got me going to a gated old folks community TWICE! [​IMG]

    Dam u Orion! Or whatever FX Ground calls their version
  8. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Ya i just saw a link on mythbusters about how it triggered a false positive, but i really ain't that worried... heck we get away with falsifying signatures, running the truck all day, having cargo ride shotgun in the cab, wearing white sneakers, etc.
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Our home EC teacher in high school made some awesome poppy seed bread. I'd destroy a loaf a day when it was fresh.
  10. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  11. Gumby

    Gumby *

  12. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

  13. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    Eighting poppi seads kan coz sum peepl tew spehl wirds phunny.
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Watch this while using the center opening of that bagel?
  15. Express Courier

    Express Courier Active Member

    Last time I was drug tested was 2005. Eight the :censored2: out of those :censored2:s.

    I've eighten edible marijuana since then.
  16. Gear

    Gear Parts on Order

    You guys get drug tested?
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    So when counting is it five, six, seven, ate, nine?
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List
  18. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Yew are write.
  19. MassWineGuy

    MassWineGuy Well-Known Member

    Omg! I saw ate cute Labrador pups learning to spell.
  20. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I think so. He also likes them kind of young, which is pervy.