OMG, i eight too many poppy seed bagels this week!

[OrioN]

So wife got a sack o bagels for me from ACME... funny thing is they were all poppy seed bagels? !? (Hmm, tin foil hat time? )

I didn't really care for them, but bagels in general can fill me up during the day that i ate about 3 per day... one during my morning commute, and the others i snack on in between my longer gaps between stops.

I didn't really think anything about it until i stumbled on how it can give a false positive on a random drug test...

So i better stop now and just hope i don't get picked for a random test...

What say thee?

 

[cosmo1]

Oh for crying out loud.

Might as well just turn yourself in now.

 

[Brownslave688]

If you had ate them I might be worried.

 

[OrioN]

Trallallalalah

hehehehe

Ya i be stopping that y'all... i dont even like that seeds on a bagel. It was the fiber content that keeps my belly full while i sprint to my stops during the day. Ain't got time for sitting on a lot for a break.

In this heat, i rather finish ASAP so i can just get home n relax, but not like jumpman who lights up too many times n probably got caught~ fired for having that Rastafaria in his system

 

[Brownslave688]

Oh for crying out loud.

Might as well just turn yourself in now.

My names Orion but I post in fedex discussions.


I think maybe those bagels were weed filled. Not poppy seed.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

My names Orion but I post in fedex discussions.


I think maybe those bagels were weed filled. Not poppy seed.

Wrong g @Orion's my new BFF

 

[OrioN]

I picked this name because im a dumbo... heck i chose the wrong team! U brownies have a carrot at the end of the tunnel, while we probably have a sack o coal

Omg, it was so hot i was too lazy to think for myself n followed the Orion trace... damm turn by turns got me going to a gated old folks community TWICE!

Dam u Orion! Or whatever FX Ground calls their version

 

[OrioN]

If you had ate them I might be worried.

Ya i just saw a link on mythbusters about how it triggered a false positive, but i really ain't that worried... heck we get away with falsifying signatures, running the truck all day, having cargo ride shotgun in the cab, wearing white sneakers, etc.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ya i just saw a link on mythbusters about how it triggered a false positive, but i really ain't that worried... heck we get away with falsifying signatures, running the truck all day, having cargo ride shotgun in the cab, wearing white sneakers, etc.

Our home EC teacher in high school made some awesome poppy seed bread. I'd destroy a loaf a day when it was fresh.

 

[Orion inc.]

I picked this name because im a dumbo... heck i chose the wrong team! U brownies have a carrot at the end of the tunnel, while we probably have a sack o coal

Omg, it was so hot i was too lazy to think for myself n followed the Orion trace... damm turn by turns got me going to a gated old folks community TWICE!

Dam u Orion! Or whatever FX Ground calls their version

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

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[OrioN]

 

[Route 66]

Eighting poppi seads kan coz sum peepl tew spehl wirds phunny.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Watch this while using the center opening of that bagel?

 

[Express Courier]

Last time I was drug tested was 2005. Eight the out of those s.

I've eighten edible marijuana since then.

 

[Gear]

You guys get drug tested?

 

[rod]

Last time I was drug tested was 2005. Eight the out of those s.

I've eighten edible marijuana since then.

So when counting is it five, six, seven, ate, nine?

 

[MrFedEx]

Eighting poppi seads kan coz sum peepl tew spehl wirds phunny.

Yew are write.

 

[MassWineGuy]

Omg! I saw ate cute Labrador pups learning to spell.

 

[MrFedEx]

Watch this while using the center opening of that bagel?

I think so. He also likes them kind of young, which is pervy.