OMG!! The Pandas Have Arrived in Paris!!

[MrFedEx]

I heard from a reliable source that the pandas aren't real. They actually are remote controlled by Freddy Panda himself because he has a vested interest in animal-tronics. It's being used as an audit tool to spy on gound ops. Look for the Pandas to replace MT3 when Febuary Frontline is available. Freddy Panda Smith thinks we will acutally pay attention rather than make fun of MT3.

Please don't take away MT3 and replace him with a panda!! He is OUR personal fool and corporate laughing stock, and to have a cute and cuddly panda sitting there chewing on a piece of yummy bamboo just wouldn't be the same. No more ridiculous hand gestures, phony praise, or outright huge lies from Matt? Could a panda do that? NO!!

Pandas Are People, my friend.