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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1247766" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><u>A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor’s house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes. Police described it as a drive-by fruiting. </u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><a href="http://www.punsandjokes.com/a-bar-of-gold-walks-into-a-bar-and-silver-turns-around-and-says-au-get-outta-here/" target="_blank"><u>A bar of gold walks into a bar, and silver turns around and says, ”AU, get outta here!!”</u></a></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><a href="http://www.punsandjokes.com/a-bees-dream-is-to-someday-live-in-pollenisia/" target="_blank"><u>A bee’s dream is to someday live in Pollenisia.</u></a></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><a href="http://www.punsandjokes.com/a-bicycle-cant-stand-on-its-own-because-it-is-two-tired/" target="_blank"><u>A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.</u></a></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><a href="http://www.punsandjokes.com/a-blood-sucking-arachnid-from-the-moon-would-be-a-luna-tick/" target="_blank"><u>A blood-sucking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick.</u></a></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><a href="http://www.punsandjokes.com/a-boating-accident-between-the-yacht-red-dawn-and-the-schooner-blue-lagoon-left-the-survivors-marooned/" target="_blank"><u>A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.</u></a></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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