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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1249732" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.</p><p> </p><p>Cannibals like to meat people.</p><p> </p><p>A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"</p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.</p><p> </p><p>What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.</p><p> </p><p>A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1249732, member: 1246"] Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Cannibals like to meat people. A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!" Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder. What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. [/QUOTE]
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