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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1249862" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Compromise</strong> <em>n.</em> The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Conference</strong> <em>n.</em> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Conference room</strong> <em>np.</em> A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Doctor</strong> <em>n.</em> A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Etc.</strong> <em>abb.</em> An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Father</strong> <em>n.</em> The banker that nature provides.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1249862, member: 1246"] [LIST][*][B]Compromise[/B] [I]n.[/I] The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.[/LIST] [LIST][*][B]Conference[/B] [I]n.[/I] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.[/LIST] [LIST][*][B]Conference room[/B] [I]np.[/I] A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said.[/LIST] [LIST][*][B]Doctor[/B] [I]n.[/I] A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.[/LIST] [LIST][*][B]Etc.[/B] [I]abb.[/I] An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.[/LIST] [LIST][*][B]Father[/B] [I]n.[/I] The banker that nature provides.[/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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