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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1253726" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>In some places fog will never be mist.</p><p> </p><p>What grows up while growing down? A goose.</p><p> </p><p>I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.</p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.</p><p> </p><p>What did the coach say to his losing team of snakes? You can't venom all.</p><p> </p><p>A piece of string walked into a bar and said "Gimme a beer!" but the bartender said "Get outta here! We don't serve your kind here!" So the string left, but he was thirsty, and he really wanted a beer, so he messed up his hair real badly and looped himself around until he had tied himself into a knot. When the string went back into the bar, the bartender looked at him suspiciously and said "Aren't you that worthless piece of string I just threw outta here?" No, the string replied, "I'm a frayed knot!"</p><p> </p><p>What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1253726, member: 1246"] In some places fog will never be mist. What grows up while growing down? A goose. I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. Did you hear about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. What did the coach say to his losing team of snakes? You can't venom all. A piece of string walked into a bar and said "Gimme a beer!" but the bartender said "Get outta here! We don't serve your kind here!" So the string left, but he was thirsty, and he really wanted a beer, so he messed up his hair real badly and looped himself around until he had tied himself into a knot. When the string went back into the bar, the bartender looked at him suspiciously and said "Aren't you that worthless piece of string I just threw outta here?" No, the string replied, "I'm a frayed knot!" What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th. [/QUOTE]
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