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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1254207" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.</p><p> </p><p>Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.</p><p> </p><p>Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.</p><p> </p><p>Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.</p><p> </p><p>Ninety eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.</p><p> </p><p>Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.</p><p> </p><p>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.</p><p> </p><p>What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th.</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1254207, member: 1246"] I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing. Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken. Old chemists never die, they just fail to react. Ninety eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils. What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train. Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th. What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper. [/QUOTE]
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