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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1254637" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."</p><p> </p><p>Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.</p><p> </p><p>The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.</p><p> </p><p>The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.</p><p> </p><p>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.</p><p> </p><p>Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.</p><p> </p><p>What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1254637, member: 1246"] A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers." Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity. The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra. I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. [/QUOTE]
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