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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1256215" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A man hit another on the head with a soda bottle, killing him. In court, he claimed he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill".</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.</p><p> </p><p>Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.</p><p> </p><p>There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.</p><p> </p><p>Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon.</p><p> </p><p>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</p><p> </p><p>Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A milk dud (or an udder failure).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1256215, member: 1246"] A man hit another on the head with a soda bottle, killing him. In court, he claimed he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill". What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants. Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea. Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A milk dud (or an udder failure). [/QUOTE]
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