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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1256860" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem.</p><p> </p><p>How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny.</p><p> </p><p>If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.</p><p> </p><p>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</p><p> </p><p>Old cashiers never die, they just check out.</p><p> </p><p>A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.</p><p> </p><p>Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.</p><p> </p><p>He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1256860, member: 1246"] Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem. How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis. What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Old cashiers never die, they just check out. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. [/QUOTE]
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