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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1257963" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.</p><p> </p><p>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</p><p> </p><p>Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.</p><p> </p><p>Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.</p><p> </p><p>Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.</p><p> </p><p>What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.</p><p> </p><p>I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.</p><p> </p><p>What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.</p><p> </p><p>Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Uhm… how do you drive this thing?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1257963, member: 1246"] What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation. What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Uhm… how do you drive this thing?” [/QUOTE]
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