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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1258447" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I am a prosecuting attorney in a small town and will admit to having a few extra pounds on me. Not long ago, I was questioning a witness in an armed robbery case. I asked, "Would you describe the person you saw?"</p><p> </p><p>The witness replied, "He was kind of short and stout."</p><p> </p><p>"You mean short and stout like me?" I asked.</p><p> </p><p>"Oh, no," the witness said. "He wasn't that fat."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1258447, member: 1246"] I am a prosecuting attorney in a small town and will admit to having a few extra pounds on me. Not long ago, I was questioning a witness in an armed robbery case. I asked, "Would you describe the person you saw?" The witness replied, "He was kind of short and stout." "You mean short and stout like me?" I asked. "Oh, no," the witness said. "He wasn't that fat." [/QUOTE]
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