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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1259534" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.</p><p> </p><p>If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.</p><p> </p><p>What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.</p><p> </p><p>What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail? Wherewolf.</p><p> </p><p>Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.</p><p> </p><p>What did the razor blade say to the razor? Schick 'em up!</p><p> </p><p>What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.</p><p> </p><p>The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.</p><p> </p><p>Old printers never die, they're just not the type.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1259534, member: 1246"] What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail? Wherewolf. Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed. What did the razor blade say to the razor? Schick 'em up! What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt. The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam. Old printers never die, they're just not the type. [/QUOTE]
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