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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1260372" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.</p><p> </p><p>The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.</p><p> </p><p>Old printers never die, they're just not the type.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Why is your hand similar to a hardware store? Because it has nails.</p><p> </p><p>What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.</p><p> </p><p>There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1260372, member: 1246"] What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt. The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam. Old printers never die, they're just not the type. Why is your hand similar to a hardware store? Because it has nails. What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer. There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned. [/QUOTE]
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