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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1261016" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.</p><p> </p><p>What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.</p><p> </p><p>What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue.</p><p> </p><p>Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.</p><p> </p><p>What are half-sized quartz watches? Pintz watches.</p><p> </p><p>A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.</p><p> </p><p>Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.</p><p> </p><p>A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my dog."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1261016, member: 1246"] Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue. Old electricians never die, they just lose contact. What are half-sized quartz watches? Pintz watches. A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal. Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my dog." [/QUOTE]
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