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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1262223" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.</p><p> </p><p>How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"</p><p> </p><p>What did the kid say when his mother poured oatmeal on him? "How can you be so gruel?"</p><p> </p><p>Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.</p><p> </p><p>Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.</p><p> </p><p>My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.</p><p> </p><p>Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.</p><p> </p><p>I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1262223, member: 1246"] What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist. How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!" What did the kid say when his mother poured oatmeal on him? "How can you be so gruel?" Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Old bankers never die, they just lose interest. My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' [/QUOTE]
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