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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1264885" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.</p><p> </p><p>When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it.</p><p> </p><p>What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.</p><p> </p><p>What goes up into the air white and comes down yellow and white? An egg.</p><p> </p><p>A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".</p><p> </p><p>I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence.</p><p> </p><p>The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.</p><p> </p><p>When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1264885, member: 1246"] Old schools never die, they just lose their principals. When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. What goes up into the air white and comes down yellow and white? An egg. A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse". I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. [/QUOTE]
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