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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1269590" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.</p><p> </p><p>Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.</p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.</p><p> </p><p>They arrested the former chewing gum manufacturer for unlicensed ex-spearmints.</p><p> </p><p>Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.</p><p> </p><p>Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.</p><p> </p><p>Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.</p><p> </p><p>Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1269590, member: 1246"] I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. They arrested the former chewing gum manufacturer for unlicensed ex-spearmints. Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away. [/QUOTE]
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