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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1272485" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"</p><p> </p><p>What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.</p><p> </p><p>Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize</p><p> </p><p>What did Tarzan say to his wife? "Jane, it's a jungle out there!"</p><p> </p><p>How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside.</p><p> </p><p>Who don't penguins fly? They're not tall enough to be pilots.</p><p> </p><p>Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.</p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.</p><p> </p><p>How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1272485, member: 1246"] A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize What did Tarzan say to his wife? "Jane, it's a jungle out there!" How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside. Who don't penguins fly? They're not tall enough to be pilots. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy. Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. [/QUOTE]
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