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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1275229" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.</p><p> </p><p>Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</p><p> </p><p>Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.</p><p> </p><p>What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine? A tunnel that leaks.</p><p> </p><p>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.</p><p> </p><p>Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.</p><p> </p><p>Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.</p><p> </p><p>Why do people who throw away feather pillows get depressed? Their down is in the dumps.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1275229, member: 1246"] When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Old architects never die, they just lose their structures. What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine? A tunnel that leaks. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Why do people who throw away feather pillows get depressed? Their down is in the dumps. [/QUOTE]
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