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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1276442" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>How can sea captains use amphibians? As froghorns.</p><p> </p><p>Reading while sunbathing makes you, well, red.</p><p> </p><p>What Disney movie is about the tall-tale-telling champ? The Lyin' King.</p><p> </p><p>What's a three-season bed? One without a spring.</p><p> </p><p>What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam.</p><p> </p><p>I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end was up.</p><p> </p><p>How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack.</p><p> </p><p>What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.</p><p> </p><p>Where does McDonald's get its burgers from? Macau.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1276442, member: 1246"] How can sea captains use amphibians? As froghorns. Reading while sunbathing makes you, well, red. What Disney movie is about the tall-tale-telling champ? The Lyin' King. What's a three-season bed? One without a spring. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam. I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end was up. How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. Where does McDonald's get its burgers from? Macau. [/QUOTE]
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