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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1368820" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Poisonous Mushrooms</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>"He died of a broken neck." </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"A broken neck?" </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1368820, member: 1246"] [B]Poisonous Mushrooms[/B] [B]A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."[/B] [B]"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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