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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1370096" data-attributes="member: 1246">SIGNS YOU CHOSE A &quot;NO FRILLS&quot; AIRLINE &nbsp;They don&#039;t sell tickets, they sell chances. &nbsp;All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.&nbsp;Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. &nbsp;You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change. &nbsp;Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. &nbsp;The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas. &nbsp;When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. &nbsp;The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway. &nbsp;You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, &quot;Just once.&quot; &nbsp;No movie. Don&#039;t need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes. &nbsp;You see a man with a gun, but he&#039;s demanding to be let off the plane. &nbsp;All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1370096, member: 1246"] [B]SIGNS YOU CHOSE A "NO FRILLS" AIRLINE [/B] [B]They don't sell tickets, they sell chances. [/B] [B]All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. [/B] [B]You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change. [/B] [B]Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. [/B] [B]The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas. [/B] [B]When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. [/B] [B]The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway. [/B] [B]You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once." [/B] [B]No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes. [/B] [B]You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane. [/B] [B]All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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