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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1423311" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Perfect Mate</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong> An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1423311, member: 1246"] [B]Perfect Mate[/B] [B]At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!"[/B] [B] An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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