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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1433222" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>The Leaf</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>A little old man was escorted into the witness box.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>After being sworn in the lawyer asked him to explain what happened.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>After a lengthy discussion of the events leading up to the incident he finally got around to the meat of the case, "...and then she hit me with a maple leaf."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Surely that couldn't have caused you any serious injury?" said the lawyer.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man. "It was the leaf from the center of our dining room table."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1433222, member: 1246"] [B]The Leaf[/B] [B]A little old man was escorted into the witness box.[/B] [B]After being sworn in the lawyer asked him to explain what happened.[/B] [B]After a lengthy discussion of the events leading up to the incident he finally got around to the meat of the case, "...and then she hit me with a maple leaf."[/B] [B]"Surely that couldn't have caused you any serious injury?" said the lawyer.[/B] [B]"Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man. "It was the leaf from the center of our dining room table."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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