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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1434520" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>On Guard</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>A very rich man kept a pair of lions to guard his property. Each of them took turns being on duty.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>One night, a group of midgets tried to rob him but the lion on patrol caught them and ate them.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>When the police arrived, the sergeant asked skeptically, "Well, so where is this group of midgets you say broke in ?"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The rich man pointed proudly to his guardians and said, "It's all in the lion of duty."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1434520, member: 1246"] [B]On Guard[/B] [B]A very rich man kept a pair of lions to guard his property. Each of them took turns being on duty.[/B] [B]One night, a group of midgets tried to rob him but the lion on patrol caught them and ate them.[/B] [B]When the police arrived, the sergeant asked skeptically, "Well, so where is this group of midgets you say broke in ?"[/B] [B]The rich man pointed proudly to his guardians and said, "It's all in the lion of duty."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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