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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1450469" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>It’s So Cold…</p><p></p><p>· Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.</p><p></p><p>· Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.</p><p></p><p>· You have to break the smoke off your chimney</p><p></p><p>· You have to open the fridge to heat the house</p><p></p><p>· Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass</p><p></p><p>· Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does</p><p></p><p>· Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.</p><p></p><p>· People look forward to getting a fever</p><p></p><p>· Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears</p><p></p><p>· I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1450469, member: 1246"] It’s So Cold… · Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region. · Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets. · You have to break the smoke off your chimney · You have to open the fridge to heat the house · Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass · Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does · Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about. · People look forward to getting a fever · Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears · I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office. [/QUOTE]
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